*A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy
kittens
& 2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think
it's printed on the bottom."
*A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were
sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I
can
wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."
*A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old
Noticed a seagull lying dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son
asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a
moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
*After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow
up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor
replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest
preachers we've ever had."
*A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter
bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner!"
*A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began
putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers
and
spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother
asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy
explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
*Can people predict the future with cards? My mother can.
Really?
Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what
will happen when my father gets home.
*A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The
man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city,
but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What
happened to
the flea?"
*A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was
reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said,
"And
lead
us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail.
AMEN"
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